The power to be a dick.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to become black!

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to not exercise.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!