the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power of fart helium

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!