The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to become black!

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!