- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

to die when you are happy

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

Pointless Super Powers