The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!