The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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swear words -jesse

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!