- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to become black!

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to not have a brain!

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to smell water.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to understand irony.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

Pointless Super Powers