The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to smell water.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The ability to read braile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!