The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!