The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to shape shift into water

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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to do nothing

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!