The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!