- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell farts from miles away

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power of women's rights.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to not have a brain!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to transform yourself into a door.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to ejaculate

Immunity to curable diseases.

Pointless Super Powers