- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to like charlie

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

Pointless Super Powers