the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of being pointless

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!