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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.
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The power to speak with death people..
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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.
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All of aquaman's powers.
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done something sexual with some type of food?
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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!
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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee
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the power to do sit on your couch all day
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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror
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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.
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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.
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Third armpit.
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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear
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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)
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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D
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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.
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The power to die.
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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....
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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.
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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.
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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English
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the power to go slower than a snail :l
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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.
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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!