- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to ejaculate

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

All of aquaman's powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!