The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!