Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!