Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!