The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Third armpit.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to become yourself

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!