- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to like charlie

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to make yourself deaf.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

Third armpit.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

Pointless Super Powers