The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to like charlie

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Dejavu

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!