The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!