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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!