- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The ability to turn cement into pudding

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The ability to see through insects.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Pointless Super Powers