the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!