The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!