The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!