The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!