The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!