- Pointless Super Powers

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

+35

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

+33

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

+25

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

-9

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to science.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to have a atomic fart

X ray vision on chairs

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to urinate in mouth.

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

the power to beathe

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to become yourself

the power not eat more than one pringel.