The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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X ray vision on chairs

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!