THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to be half invisible

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the power to sleep through a prison rape

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

the power of words

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!