The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!