- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to eat food.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to Google "Google".

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Pointless Super Powers