Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!