The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to science.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power... to read this

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!