The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Dejavu

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to science.

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The power to troll.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to scare female plants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!