The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to troll.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!