The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to scare female plants.

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power... to read this

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!