the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to science.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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X ray vision on chairs

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!