- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power of words

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

Power to not have any power.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

Pointless Super Powers