- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to be half invisible

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The ability to see through insects.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

the power of words

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

Pointless Super Powers