The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!