The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!