The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!