The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!