The power to have a power.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to die at will

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!