The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be dead

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!