The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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to spelle caretly

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!