The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!